Thandie Newton:
Thandie Newton Nude
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Information:
Name: Thandie Newton
Born: 1972-11-06
Height: 1.57
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Filmography:
American Dad! (2006), Brit Awards 1996 (1996), Flirting (1991), The Chronicles of Riddick (2004), How to Lose Friends & Alienate People (2008)
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Kelly Packard:
Kelly Packard
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Information:
Name: Kelly Packard
Born: 1975-01-29
Height: 1.63
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Filmography:
Fear Factor (2002), The Wonder Years (1990), Blossom (1992), House Wars (2003), Baywatch (1995)
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Kirsten Storms:
Kirsten Storms Nude
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Information:
Name: Kirsten Storms
Born: 1984-04-08
Height: 1.6
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Filmography:
Movie Stars (1999), Days of Our Lives (2004), General Hospital (2007), Days of Our Lives' Christmas (2001), Days of Our Lives (1965)
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Pilot: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student
pilot, I am out of
fuel."
Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce
airspeed to best glide!! Do you
have the airfield in
sight?!?!!"
Pilot: "Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where
the fuel truck is."
FitzjamesGarlyntm
A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in
the
same car...
Who is driving the car?
A police officer!
TziyonGrigoruL
What's the difference between a new husband and a
new
dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
AdonijahAalamgO
What's the difference
between an
elephant and a banana ?
Have you ever tried to peel an elephant ?
NissimBallinamoreje
Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks
she's an elevator.
Tell her to come in.
I can't. She doesn't
stop at this floor.
SwaynJobyGl
Men are like plungers.
They spend most of their
lives in a hardware store or the
bathroom
AkanniDelainyZb
Mommy monster:
Don't eat that uranium.
Little monster: Why not?
Mommy monster: You'll get
atomic-ache.
RaeBartaY
Q: What famouse Arkansas State Supreme Court
decision is Hilary Clinton famous for?
A: If you divorce your
wife in Arkansas, is she still your cousin?
BrittKendallex
How do you keep a programmer in the shower
all day?
Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse,
repeat."
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Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape
money?
It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!
KaedeeAulayza